LOL JNewell! I too am a "massHole", but I did have an experience camping over the weekend that may be of some assistance.
My girlfriend and I went camping at the Granville State forest on the MA/CT border, where the Park Rangers warn everyone up front to NOT leave food and/or anything with a "strong scent" in your campsite-they recommend locking up your food in your car at night, and they come around to pick up your trash daily. That being said, she and I were out fishing, and missed our opportunity to turn in our trash to the ranger, so we decided to walk up to the ranger station from our campsite (which is approx a 1/2 mile).
The only items we had on hand for our little trek were 3 different flashlights: my IlluminaTi with a 10440, an MTE SSC P7 Bin C light with a 18650 cell, and my latest addition to my flashlight arsenal a Trustfire TR-1200 with 3 18650's( comparison YouTube vid here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlRYZRJ_zo) and my trusty CRKT Tactical sheath knife.
We were about 1/4 mile down the road when we heard coyotes in the woods to both the left and right of us, and they were pretty vocal. My girlfriend became terrified because she figured the pack was "sizing us up for the kill". First, I told her to stop walking, put down the trash and slowly back away from it. Then, I explained that typically humans are NOT on the "main menu" for coyotes in general, just to calm her emotions down a bit. We then turned on the SSC and the TR-1200 (on low setting). We could see a myraid of eyes peering back at us from the woods maybe 50 feet away. I was on the left and noticed the coyotes on my side were becoming a little too curious for my tastes, so I lit them up with the strobe feature on the TR 1200 on Boost. I don't know if they were scared, but, they certainly stopped what they were doing and seemed disoriented for a bit, enough for us to keep backing away and pause at a safe distance to see what was happening. Then, they just melted back into the woods, leaving the trash bag untouched.
I don't know if it was the VERY bright strobe, our human scent, or possibly a little of both, but, we were able to continue our journey to the Ranger station and back without further incident. And no, I wasnt going to leave a bag of trash sitting in the middle of the only access road without doing something with it!
As an aside, I don't typically hunt for trophies or anything I wouldn't be able to eat, but, coyotes have become so overpopulated here in New England that i have had an opportunity to hunt them on occasion in Vermont. The gentlemen I was with during one of the hunts used a .17 HMR to VERY good effect at coyotes within 100 or so yards, and the other gentleman had an "old school" .220 swift that was just as effective at longer ranges. If I were to have a Close Quarters weapon for things that go "bump in the night", a shotgun is an excellent choice for one-shot stops.
Lastly, I personally don't condone the hunting of predators as a regular practice, but, it's getting to the point where the numbers of coyotes has stretched their survivable levels, leaving much competition for the same amount of food. It's like the ecosystem has gone amok and these poor creatures are starving and doing anything to survive- a sad state of affairs to be sure.