Your username should, hereby, be changed to LEDINdependent. Tsk,tsk, so you don't even carry a tiny LED coincell light? Blasphemy, treason, heresy, treachery, and unilluminating. You must realize how uncomfortable you make us feel. I'd feel so...so...naked. Aarruugh!
PLEASE...tell us this is only a bad dream or that you are really fooling with us or maybe trolling for reactions.