NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED: "Governmentium"

Bravo25

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Picked up from another forum. Reprinted with permission. Seemed appropriate for my 900th post!

Since this would be considered political commentary, I will post it here. It is way too close to the truth!


NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED: "Governmentium"

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons, and 224 deputy assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
 
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offroadcmpr

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that is wierd.
My physics teacher did not like administrators and created an element after them, called Administratium. It is remarkably similar, except his was longer. He probally took some parts from this and extended his to meet his needs. He had it posted in our class on the periodic table of elements for any one to see!
 

Santelmo

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Hillarious! Hehehe! But I think we've been exposed to that element over here that we've becomed de-sensitized!
 

Santelmo

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Hillarious! Hehehe! But I think we've been exposed to that element over for so long here, we've becomed immune. . . which is to say we're a "terminal" case!
 
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