there are some Jokes

[StarHalo]

Navy SEALpoint siamese..

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Considering what she's doing to those poor cats and the dress she's wearing, that woman has some serious problems. Definitely don't want her residing in my neighborhood, and can only imagine what she puts her husband through.

~ Chance

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Those cats looked stressed, especially the first one with his ears pinned back.

 

[StarHalo]

Do not stress the animals

 

[Empath]

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
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A Synonym Roll.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

A synonym roll. :laughing:

~ CG

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Good one! :laughing:

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving. As you may know, some people have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before ----- I took a cab home. Sure enough, on the way home, there was a police road block, but since it was a cab, they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real treat as I had never driven a cab before. I played with the flag-thingy and radio. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it. Let me know if you want to borrow it next time you go out drinking. ~ Chance

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[Tribal]

Picturing not paying attention and having gravy run down my car windshield..

My Stomach turned a bit after seeing this....plus no dessert???

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Where did the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies

//I'll show myself out

 

[PhotonWrangler]

There are two rules for success:

1) Don't reveal everything you know.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Patient: Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places.

Doctor: Well, then don't go to those places.

 

[firsttothescene]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.:naughty:

 

[Tejasandre]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.:naughty:

Milk from that cow?


Dragon milk.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

What do you call a cow with two legs that are shorter than the other two?

Lean beef.

~ Chance

 

[tex.proud]

Came across these and thought they were cute.

 

[Monocrom]

What do you call a cow with two legs that are shorter than the other two?

Lean beef.

~ Chance

Boooooooooo...... :lolsign:

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Boooooooooo...... :lolsign:

Cow on a bun. Cow well done. Bad cow pun.

~ Chance

 

[ironhorse]

You know what's odd?



Numbers not divisible by two.


Booooooooooooo

 

[PhotonWrangler]

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

We may never know. :tinfoil: