Well the Maglite is still a good reliable light. I'm assuming you got a C/D, and I guess for most EDCing purposes, it is a little large. If you're not into modding ("another" mag), why don't you give it away to one of your friends? Unless you're against regifting....
The mag might encourage someone to see the light and buy something a little smaller or brighter for their needs
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Or if you're not into giving away lights, why don't you torturer test the flashlights and post videos and pictures for all of us to see
I'm still partial to giving them away, or at least selling them who might be able to use it. Why don't you try the marketplace?
... But either way, if I had relatives like you... I'd be pretty happy. ... At least their trying to buy you things that you're interested in. I'd take a mag for a gift than a lousy sweater any day