At my job, right now I'm assigned a trainee. Can't say if he shows up late or not Mono. He's always there by the time I drag my carcass through the door. The guy really tries to help, but his generation has been taught to take the path of least resistance so he's always trying to take shortcuts. Often times he gets frustrated that I discount his ideas. Well there are many times I like his ideas but because he's new I do not let him know that and give him instructions to do things the hard way. Partly because I'm the boss. Partly because I want him to learn how to reason in case the short cut doesn't work. I tried the easy path at his age and often found it ended up harder over time. When climbing a hill in life coasting means you are probably going the wrong way.
So today the internet was down so that is like taking away oxygen to the new guy. He said his computer was completely useless without the cloud.
"Really?" I said. I turned mine on and showed him a folder with literally hundreds of sub folderrs and said "see why I save everything on my laptop?" I loaded stuff onto a flashdriveand told him to print it on my remote printer. Then a box of files and said to scan everything and rename every single one something we will know what it means later. This was in my remote office I just started setting up yesterday. So while he did that I moved furniture around and stuff like that.
When you enter the room it's dark with no windows and the light switch is in the center of the room instead of next to the door. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Fine when empty but sucks when furniture is now between the door and the switch with a firefly mode switch light. I installed a 100 lumen night light and turned off the lights. Fantastic. It has an off switch so I turned it off to see what new guy would do. When he arrived I gave him a maglite solitaire, a gerber knife and a flashdrive and said to keep them every where he goes. So when the light went out he turns on his celphone light. I told him "turn that dam thing off!" Then I told him if he ever does that again he's fired in a stern voice. I pulled the night light from the outlet and walked across the room in the dark and plugged it in. Suddenly the whole wall with the barely lit switch was lit up and every piece of furniture was well lit.
Things went back to normal and a period of time later he asked Why I had yelled at him for helping. My reply was I want him to instinctively use his celphone light as a last resort. I noted that to his left and right were two flashlights with glow in the dark bodies and that he should learn to save the battery of his phone for making a call. That there will come a time when he has a choice between his light on the phone or make a call and I had given him a tiny flashlight to make sure his choice would be use it to make a call.
When the lecture was over I emptied my pockets onto my desk and showed him I was carrying 3 flashlights, 2 knives, 3 flash drives, ear plugs, a whistle, nail clippers and enough coins to make a long distance phone call, enough cash to buy a meal and chap stick. I said "the chap stick is for glue, to stop bleeding, stop a squeak and a dozen other things". He says "lemmee guess nail clippers for wire cutters?" "Exacto-mundo" I replied.
Then he showed me he had that Solitaire with him.