*snicker*... you guys are gonna like this... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
>bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind
>from birth.
>
> One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
>slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
>fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
>
> "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
>you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
>since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
>
> "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
>same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
>mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
>what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
>
> "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
>slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft
>fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft
>cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
>
> "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement.
>The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
>paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
>
> So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
>smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
>balls.. I'd say you must be French."
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
>bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind
>from birth.
>
> One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
>slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
>fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
>
> "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
>you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
>since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
>
> "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
>same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
>mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
>what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
>
> "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
>slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft
>fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft
>cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
>
> "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement.
>The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
>paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
>
> So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
>smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
>balls.. I'd say you must be French."
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