Icebreak
Flashlight Enthusiast
A friend of mine (has the same name and looks just like me) hooked up a new TV last year. Not wanting to spring for new speakers, Dipstick (this is what I like to call him when he does stuff like this) ran some old speakers through an old stereo and stacked them up next to the TV. (Yeah, I know, might as well keep a shake light on top of the monitor.) A few days before the warrantee ran out he observed two opposing convex shapes taking up most of the screen. Each shape seemed to subtract two primary colors. IOW, if you where looking at a red barn there would be an hour glass shaped red swath through the middle, a blue convex swath on the right and a yellow convex on the left.
Dingdong, calls Se*rs A/V department and the first thing they ask about is speakers. They explained the warrantee was void. Not buying that and after a long conversation with the store manager he was told to bring the TV back and they would honor the warrantee. So Brainiac loads up the TV and off to Se*rs he goes. This resulted in them offering him a gift card valued @ 2/3 what he paid for it. With thoughts of legal action and consumer protection dancing in his head, he rejected the offer.
Goofy, hauls the TV back home. He decides to move the speakers a foot away before he hooks the set back up. Well now, how about that? Huh, huh. The shapes have shrunk and barely noticable. A day later they have gone away completely. Case closed, or so Brillant Boy thought. Last night it happened again. So he (now get this) wraps a hammer in a sock and gently wipes the screen thinking he can capture the residual magnatism. Probably a coincidence but it seemed to work. Now the problem is intermittant but it being Super Bowl Sunday, it has presented itself again.
Tweeldle Dum is really not what I would term a stupid man, ignorant yes. He's really a kinda nice sort of fellow. I have noticed he has some difficulty getting the first pickle out of the pickle jar. The last olive in the olive jar? He gave up on that years ago. It's always an escapee.
Anyone have any suggestions for my friend?
Thanks,
Tweedle Dee
Dingdong, calls Se*rs A/V department and the first thing they ask about is speakers. They explained the warrantee was void. Not buying that and after a long conversation with the store manager he was told to bring the TV back and they would honor the warrantee. So Brainiac loads up the TV and off to Se*rs he goes. This resulted in them offering him a gift card valued @ 2/3 what he paid for it. With thoughts of legal action and consumer protection dancing in his head, he rejected the offer.
Goofy, hauls the TV back home. He decides to move the speakers a foot away before he hooks the set back up. Well now, how about that? Huh, huh. The shapes have shrunk and barely noticable. A day later they have gone away completely. Case closed, or so Brillant Boy thought. Last night it happened again. So he (now get this) wraps a hammer in a sock and gently wipes the screen thinking he can capture the residual magnatism. Probably a coincidence but it seemed to work. Now the problem is intermittant but it being Super Bowl Sunday, it has presented itself again.
Tweeldle Dum is really not what I would term a stupid man, ignorant yes. He's really a kinda nice sort of fellow. I have noticed he has some difficulty getting the first pickle out of the pickle jar. The last olive in the olive jar? He gave up on that years ago. It's always an escapee.
Anyone have any suggestions for my friend?
Thanks,
Tweedle Dee