Might have sold the couch on E-bay.
Lol
The couch was well sealed. I rolled it over, checked the bottom and all around, the stiching is in-tact and it has no apparent opennings.
My constant searching for the snake led to another discovery - looking in the front door when I came home from the gym, I saw a mouse jump into a cupboard. My house is clean, uncluttered: though there is a loaded gear storage room in the basement (chemicals, tools, building supplies, diving gear, camping gear, climbing gear, etc...) it has no food in it, and we don't have tenants in our basement appartment presently so the rooms are squared away. This mouse must be new. Indeed, I found mouse droppings in the cursed cupboard, and in the oven drawer.
This was no good at all, but it did lend weight to DM51's suggestion, perhaps the snake was just looking for food.
Isn't a purposeful snake is better then a rogue snake?
My partner and I went and bought mouse traps, and looked at the snake traps but were un-convinced. We did, however, splurge on these 'glue mats' that are supposed to trap whatever is moving near the baseboards.
- After two house searches I figured I'd made my presence known: I left some quiet time for the snake to exit. Then (~7hours later) I foamed up the cracks through the cement blocks (the old fireplace), well and good sealed using an entire 'Great Stuff' can. I tried some portland on the other side, but didn't have the right mix and just went for enough to indicate if it was disturbed.
- While cleaning the kitchen my partner saw the mouse scurry across the floor. The 2nd sighting.
- We set the mouse traps (Victor Kwick Kill)
- Nothing happened
I called a friend who's sister is a Researcher/Warden for the Ministry of wild things (snakes, bears, birds...i just can't recall her title) and went over the improbability of now finding a snake in a house - somehow the fact that the last place I'd ever expect to see one is in the middle of my livingroom doesn't mean that I'll be so lucky again. Apparently the best way is to trap them, enticing them out with warm bait. The preferred method is a freshly killed mouse, a snakes favourite meal.
!@SNAP @! thud, tumble, scratch scratch
The Victor mouse trap, with a piece of extra old cheddar and a smear of peanut butter, caught a mouse near the cupboard. (Day 2 with mice.)
In a snap the mouse went from pest to prized possession, and became bait itself for a snake trap. But despite leaving the whole side of the house in quiet darkness all evening and night, the warm fresh mouse gradually cooled, and by morning no snake and my partner threw the mouse out.
//Unfinished, but bed time, to be continued.