raggie33
*the raggedier*
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- Aug 11, 2003
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well i was at the live stock auction . i go every once ina while im looking for a good deal on a cow and a few goats .well with milk prices the cows was high as hell. so all of a sudden the auctiner list a amount of 12 ostriches for 3 bucks 7 males 5 feamles .well im like i never knew peopple bought em it opened at 20 bucks im like 20 bucks hell i can afford that i bid the next guy bids 25 i say 30 no a women yesll 30 i am now at this point wanting to win i yell 50 and there is silence he says once twice 3 times sold to the guy in the green hat which happens tobe me.well i know they cant fly so i put em in my fench its 3 feet huigh . well guess what they can jump well as im loading em in fench the main one he must be the leader just jumps fench i see that im like o know im in troble now i let a big azz bird lose on the city. so i panic and run over to him, i relaize he is bigger then me and may be able to beat me up.well thaTS NOT EVEN the bad thing the bad thing is iforgot to close gate so as soon as the others eee its open they walk out so well 5 was dum they stayed in the others just walked out .. so they walk down miller street while the one i was trying to get was in kennenas yhard one was just peeking at a old pot pie pan. well back to the first one i jumped on him . well that was a mistake.soon as i do he runs and ui fall offok ill be right back there is a knock at dor story will continiue latter