what ever ya do dont buy a ostrich

snakebite

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something just as funny that really happened.
a friend of mine needed stock for her flea market pet store so i took her to the reptile swap at the columbus armory.
she bought 7 baby burmese pythons among other critters.
i drop her off and go home.
she calls and tells me that she now only has 5 pythons.
i go to my wagon and find one.
a week goes by and i get a visit from the local police.
they ask if i am the owner of the wagon out front.
i come out with them and half the neighborhood is looking in my car.
there is the other python wrapped around the steering wheel sunning itself.
let everyone know that i expected to find it there and it was harmless.
 

Roy

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Just think of the supprise at Thankgiving when you wheel out a GIANT turkey!!!
Huge drumsticks! Wonder how many gallons of dressing it would take to stuff one of those things?!?!?!?
 

snakebite

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that is how i would have solved the problem.
you would need a commercial sized oven to bake the sucker though!

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Roy said:
Just think of the supprise at Thankgiving when you wheel out a GIANT turkey!!!
Huge drumsticks! Wonder how many gallons of dressing it would take to stuff one of those things?!?!?!?

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